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People Feeding Seagulls At Restaurant Should Be Fed To Giant Pre-Historic Terror Bird

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Two days ago I was in Galveston, Texas. I had lunch at a restaurant on the Seawall. The restaurant had two floors and I was eating out on the upstairs balcony.

There was a couple with a small child also out on the balcony. The couple was feeding french fries to seagulls. The seagulls were flying around and the couple was offering them up french fries that the birds would catch in the air.

I did not want any nasty seagulls flying around me while I was trying to eat my lunch in peace.

I feel that the people feeding the seagulls—and the lousy kid as far as I’m concerned since he may well become a doofus like his parents—should have been fed to the Brontornis that you see pictured above.

What is wrong with people? Why would anyone attract flying sea-rats like seagulls to a place where people are trying to eat?  

Here are things you can do if you visit Galveston.

Here are facts about seagulls.

July 3, 2009 - Posted by | Uncategorized | , ,


  1. I recall taking a photo of a pigeon eating MacDonald’s fries in Paris in 1994. I did not provide the fries.

    Comment by Newton | July 5, 2009

  2. I believe the correct term for those birds is “sky roaches”.

    Comment by citizenx | July 6, 2009

  3. Newton–Vermin birds are everywhere.

    Citizen X—There were so many of them chasing that food as I ate.

    Comment by Neil Aquino | July 6, 2009

  4. dolphins seagulls all the same, the fries and american diet that we are feeding them has made them into fat beast like our people.

    Comment by bill brady | July 11, 2009

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