Wife Out Of Town For Five Days—I’ll Do Whatever I Want
My wife is going out of town for five days and I’m going to do whatever I want.
My wife has suggested one thing I might want to do is clean the toilet. You see that we have this hand-painted sea life toilet.
But what I had in mind was more along the lines of bringing home a few Singapore Airlines flight attendants–
For a toga party.
Or, maybe I’ll contact my priestess and we can finish that ritual we’ve been working on.
With the wife away, I can eat whatever I want.
Of course, my wife and friends know me well. They know I’ll most likely spend a lot of time reading while she’s gone.
Reading—And keeping a tally of the days she’s gone to see what time I have to get away with stuff. And how much longer I’ll have to lumber around without the wife.
Lastly, I hope she won’t mind that I traded our Accord to this guy selling his Dodge Dart in front of the Petco. He and I have been talking about the trade for a few weeks now and I think it’s the right way to go. I can’t wait to show her our “new” car.