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NFL Preview—Many Brain Injuries

Here is the Texas Liberal NFL preview— 

I predict this season that many players receive concussions and brain injuries that shorten their lives.

I predict that games will be played in taxpayer-built stadiums that are gigantic Nero-like wastes of money.

I predict that the price of the average NFL ticket will be out of the range of many fans. I also predict that the ridiculous phony blue-collar Hank Williams Jr. will go on singing the working-class virtues of football on the pre-game show.

The only good thing about football is hearing that the Cincinnati Bengals have lost.

The Bengals demanded and got a new stadium after threatening to leave Cincinnati. It was extortion.

In the 1990’s the Bengals had a record of 52-108. In this decade they are 47-65.

I am now going to write the following sentence—

Wild and crazy Cincinnati Bengals cheerleaders—the Ben-Gals— despise taxpayer subsidized stadiums.

Based on experience, I’ll get search engine traffic to the blog from people looking up wild and crazy Cincinnati Bengal cheerleaders.

Hey folks—You’re being ripped off!       

September 8, 2007 Posted by | Cheerleaders, Cincinnati, Uncategorized | 3 Comments