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Crapped On By Seagull

I was in Galveston today. While strolling on the beach, a seagull flew by and crapped on my shoe. I think it was targeting me. 

I took it in stride and kept walking. That’s all we can do in life when crap happens.  


May 22, 2007 - Posted by | Galveston, Sea Life


  1. oh lordy – THAT was newsworthy! 😉

    Good thing it was your shoe.

    Comment by Whosplayin | May 22, 2007

  2. You don’t think this is very important? I feel the seagull targeted me.

    Comment by neilaquino | May 22, 2007

  3. u so vain. why u so important that a sea gull would wanna take you out? maybe it was a misfire B>)

    Comment by geo | May 22, 2007

  4. I, too, was recently shat upon. (I know Texas Liberal does not like dirty words, but the past tense of that word sounds much classier than the present, don’cha think?)

    I was walking with my fiancée and our dog along the grassy median near our house, underneath some of the oldest (who am I kidding?) . . . underneath some of the only trees Amarillo has.

    I was hit on the head.

    I threw a fit and railed angrily against something I could not change.

    THAT’S how we handle it when crap happens at PTS. 🙂

    Comment by R Spacedark | May 22, 2007

  5. I don’t blame you for being enraged. I think the legislature should pass a bill forcing us all to at least have a pellet gun to shoot any birds that do this to Texans.

    Comment by neilaquino | May 22, 2007

  6. A texan has crapped on the entire world its a message from the birds letting texans know that they are not happy. I saw a video where a bird recently crapped in cindy laupers mouth, I think its good luck even if it does not feel like it.

    Comment by bill brady | May 23, 2007

  7. Looks like you’re in bad company. The president recently was shat upon too.

    Comment by carsick | May 24, 2007

  8. See its the birds getting back. Get out of texas before its too late

    Comment by bill brady | May 25, 2007

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