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Terrifying Santa Face Breads Want To Kill Us In Our Sleep

Here are some terrifying Santa face breads that I saw at the supermarket a few hours ago.

I think they yearn for nothing more but to come to life and cut our throats as we sleep on Christmas Eve and Christmas morning.

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December 23, 2011 - Posted by | Uncategorized | , , ,

2 Comments »

  1. Your wife is Jewish, right? You’re probably safe from marauding Xmas pastries. Being agnostic, I will keep the Glock a little closer by.

    Comment by PDiddie | December 23, 2011

  2. I think the best we all can do is simply to remain ever vigilant against an angry and determined foe.

    Comment by Neil Aquino | December 23, 2011


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