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NFL Preview—Many Brain Injuries

Here is the Texas Liberal NFL preview— 

I predict this season that many players receive concussions and brain injuries that shorten their lives.

I predict that games will be played in taxpayer-built stadiums that are gigantic Nero-like wastes of money.

I predict that the price of the average NFL ticket will be out of the range of many fans. I also predict that the ridiculous phony blue-collar Hank Williams Jr. will go on singing the working-class virtues of football on the pre-game show.

The only good thing about football is hearing that the Cincinnati Bengals have lost.

The Bengals demanded and got a new stadium after threatening to leave Cincinnati. It was extortion.

In the 1990’s the Bengals had a record of 52-108. In this decade they are 47-65.

I am now going to write the following sentence—

Wild and crazy Cincinnati Bengals cheerleaders—the Ben-Gals— despise taxpayer subsidized stadiums.

Based on experience, I’ll get search engine traffic to the blog from people looking up wild and crazy Cincinnati Bengal cheerleaders.

Hey folks—You’re being ripped off!       

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September 8, 2007 - Posted by | Cheerleaders, Cincinnati, Uncategorized

3 Comments »

  1. Neil, are you familiar with the phrase, panem et circenses?

    By the way, methinks Vince Young has a sophomore slump.

    Comment by Laz | September 9, 2007

  2. Who needs Ancient Rome when you can have the real thing right here and now?

    Comment by Neil Aquino | September 9, 2007

  3. That was my point, that the phrase Juvenal used to describe the apathy of the Roman citizen, can be said of the American citizen.

    Funny, how history repeats itself… I wonder how much time America has before we too go the way of Rome?

    Comment by Laz | September 9, 2007


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